me
Tagged: good things about today
hey guys i found a picture of us all in 5 years
goods things about today
- yoga
- iphone
- work
- georgia
- this is more a list of things i did today oh well i had a pretty good day
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
do you know why potato is blushing
because it saw the salad dressing
my mum read this outside a mall and asked me to put it up on “that blue blog site” of mine
I TOLD HER THAT IT GOT SOME 280 NOTES AND SHE SAID SHE’LL STOP THE CAR BY THE MALL TOMORROW AND MEMORISE MORE OF THEM
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
SHE DID THAT SHIT
SWEET YEEZUS.
oh. my god.
